8 Ball Liturgy + When To Say No by Philip Schaefer 8 Ball Liturgy I replace my fingertips with olives, 10crystal balls. I voodoo around the kitchen like I’ve discovered a cure for stomachcancer. I give each globe a name: polly polyp, lung crust, see you tumorrow....
Teenage Landlord by Philip Schaefer Yes, you are the king of your country, but the country shimmers soft pewter, not gold. The confit feasts must be microwaved, the moat must be plumbed. Your breath smells like a C + w/a hint of soccer practice. Let me teach you about...
